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death0rdisgrace:

When I was a baby, I put a bit of sponge up my nose. Went to the hospital to get it out and then when I got home I put more sponge up my nose

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

Manuel Neuer and Robert Lewandowski receiving awards from the german sport magazine kicker as most poular players in the categories goalkeeper and striker

(Source: robertlewandowskidaily, via bayern-girl)

footieridiculosity:

Thomas updates his adoring audience on his interest in sleep schedules and inability to not speak German (x)

footieridiculosity:

Thomas updates his adoring audience on his interest in sleep schedules and inability to not speak German (x)

(via bayern-girl)